i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The Olympian is in my bed
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