Acid is not a monday night drug
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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