dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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