I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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