is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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