Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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