For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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