What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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