So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
