yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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