Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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