Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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