Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
