It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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