He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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