So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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