I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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