I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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