Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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