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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.

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  sound pretty economical

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  :)

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  Wipe that smile off your face.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell

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• (760): View more from California

  double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors

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• (386): View more from Florida

  It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina

  (386): View more from Florida

  It really is the softest mustache

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• (510): View more from California

  but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face

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