I'm drive I can fine osifer
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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