I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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