If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
