So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
