I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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