Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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