I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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