just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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