He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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