East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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