they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize