Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
