If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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