just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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