I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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