You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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