you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this boner is exhausting
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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