My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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