Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize