I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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