Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I look better un-naked...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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