Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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