We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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