She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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