OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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