Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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