I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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