who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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