You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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