wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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