who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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