Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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