What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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