is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
barbara walters just said penis...
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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