Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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