Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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