I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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