So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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